Sep 26, 2026
Meta's AI butler ran the stock market for five days. The bond market ran the interest bill. Guess which one sticks.
Sep 19, 2026
First hike in three years, a 5% bond yield, a president yelling from the snack bar. The S&P 500 moved 0.08%.
Sep 12, 2026
Oil ran 9%, the 30-year yield hit its highest since 2007, and hot inflation all but booked a rate hike. Stocks rallied.
Sep 5, 2026
July's 23,000 lost jobs were never lost. August tripled the forecast. The search party is still out there with flashlights.
Aug 29, 2026
Four days of gains, one Friday morning speech, and the odds of a September rate hike went from 35% to 57%.
Aug 22, 2026
Nvidia fell all five days. A biotech nobody was watching nearly tripled in an afternoon. Same week.
Aug 15, 2026
Inflation cooled twice, the consumer quit, and the S&P made you four dollars. Green light, empty intersection.
Aug 8, 2026
Stocks ripped 3.5% on a deal nobody signed and a jobs report nobody wanted. Both counted as wins.
Aug 1, 2026
The S&P gained 1%. Underneath it, a 32-point pileup and three Fed officials voting to raise rates.
Jul 25, 2026
Big Tech promised to spend even more on AI. The market cheered for the people holding the shovels.
Jul 20, 2026
The macro calendar took the week off. Now Big Tech has to explain itself without a hall pass.
Jul 18, 2026
Tech spent a fortune building the future. Apple painted the shutters and won the week.
Jul 4, 2026
The Dow hit a record, Micron blew out earnings and still got torched, and the smart money spent the whole week short.
