Jul 13, 2026
Meta rips 6% on a plan to rent out its spare AI compute, chips split the difference, and June CPI lands Tuesday morning to test everyone's chill.
Inflation and five banks before your first coffee. The Fed's last week at the mic. Buckle up.
Jul 12, 2026
The Sunday Special — the headline that lost to a war, and deserved to win.
Jul 11, 2026
Nine sectors lost, oil round-tripped a war, and the index still says WIN. Welcome to group-project season.
Jul 6, 2026
The Fed's diary goes public Wednesday. The tariff clock hits zero Thursday. And you thought the fireworks ended Saturday.
Jul 5, 2026
The country threw itself a 250th birthday party. The guy who planned it got the date wrong by two days. We've been celebrating his mistake ever since.
Jul 4, 2026
The Dow hit a record, Micron blew out earnings and still got torched, and the smart money spent the whole week short.
Jun 29, 2026
Smart money's short, the Fed's new boss is quiet, and your 401(k) wants the holiday too.
Jun 28, 2026
Tech sold its crown. The Dow picked it up off the floor and didn't say thanks
Jun 22, 2026
"Inflation, rockets, and the ghosts of rate hikes past."
Jun 21, 2026
Oil tanked, a rocket became an AI company, and the Fed's new guy set the rulebook on fire. Five days. One group-chat meltdown.
Jun 15, 2026
Markets hold their breath while history happens in real time.
Jun 14, 2026
When geopolitics became the best macro hedge money couldn't buy.
Jun 8, 2026
Nine winning weeks ended on one number. This week, write the next chapter.
Jun 7, 2026
AI sprinted out the gate. Then the bond market tripped it on purpose.
Jun 1, 2026
AI hype struts into June holding a shaky Iran truce and a payrolls report that can end the party in one print.
May 31, 2026
Markets threw a record-breaking rave. Inflation showed up holding the bill.
May 25, 2026
Eight green weeks built a fortress. Thursday knocks on the door.
May 24, 2026
The week where "fine" and "terrifying" somehow meant the same thing.
May 18, 2026
The week that decides if the bull case is real or just well-marketed copium.
May 17, 2026
When AI Goes Up and Everything Else Goes Down
May 11, 2026
Inflation. Iran. AI spending. A possible interest rate power shift. Totally normal week.
May 10, 2026
Records in stocks. Layoffs in tech. The AI era officially clocked in.
May 4, 2026
Stagflation isn't whispering anymore. It's clearing its throat
May 3, 2026
The Economy Is Fine. Just Don't Ask Anyone Holding a Gas Pump Receipt.
