Humor in Finance

New Year, Same Old Fed Drama (Plus: 2026 Market Kickoff)

Why the "Santa Claus Rally" left investors checking the receipt.

2026 IS COMPLICATED AND THAT'S THE GOOD NEWS

The Shift From Participation Trophies to Risk Management

The "No-Landing" Hangover & The $2,000 Check That Isn't There

Markets juggle AI FOMO and Venezuelan tankers while Santa leaves a "IOU" for the housing market.

The Two Kevins, A Robotaxi Christmas, & The AI Split

Markets found a pony in the pile of coal just in time for the holidays.

Fed Cut Interest Rates, Non-Tech Rally, Markets at a Crossroads

Markets aren’t fragile, they’re just picky.

Holiday Rally Rescues November, AI Chips Shake the Game

Turkey leftovers, Black Friday billions, and Big Tech chip drama—buckle up.

OFF-YEAR ELECTION SPECIAL: Your Trader's Survival Guide to Tuesday's Chaos

Tracking the Trade – How to Keep Your Cool When Everyone Else Is Losing Theirs

The Rise of Weekly ETFs: A Primer (With Just Enough Humor to Keep You Awake)

Are Fed Rate Cuts Ahead - NVIDIA Earnings Test AI Rally | Market Recap Aug 24

From Jackson Hole wisdom to tariff tensions brewing