Humor in Finance

NVIDIA Beat Everything Except Its Own Stock Price

A week where the numbers were great and the vibes were terrible.

Tariff Whiplash, NVDA Earnings, and the Iran Clock

Policy chaos meets earnings season navigate carefully or pay the premium.

The Supreme Court Broke Tariffs-The Market Didn't Mind

When the economy delivers chaos, gold quietly puts on its tuxedo.

THE UPSTREAM SQUEEZE

How to Profit From the Hardware Shortage Nobody's Talking About...

The State of Bitcoin & Crypto

A Reality Check You Didn’t Ask For

SpaceX IPO Set for 2026

The $1.25 Trillion Musk Mega-Company & What Investors Need to Know

Weekly Recap - When the Mighty Fall, the Quiet Rise

The week Big Tech learned gravity still exists and utilities threw a parade.

How to Strap a Rocket to Your Defense Portfolio (Without Blacking Out)

A wild-ride defense/space side bet with just enough grown-up stocks to keep your account from skipping off the atmosphere.

Look Ahead - Five Days - Four Landmines - One Market Nervous Breakdown

Monday is the calm. Tuesday is the consumer. Wednesday is a labor day. Friday is inflation. Somewhere in there, earnings tries to mug you in broad daylight.

Weekly Recap - The Dow Hit 50K. The Nasdaq Didn't Get Invited

Value stocks threw the party. Growth stocks stood outside, refreshing their brokerage apps like it was a Tinder match that unmatched them mid-conversation.

Follow the Watts: Why AI's Real Winners Aren't Who You Think

How power, not models, may decide the next wave of AI billionaires

The Preferred Stock Buffet at the Bitcoin Casino

Strategy's Four Flavors of "Trust Us, We're Good For It"

Rare Earth Stocks for the Wheel Strategy

Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Geopolitical Commodity Risk

When Central Casting Crashes Gold Parties

Fed drama, earnings anxiety, and metals get humbled

Someone's Getting Margin Called This Week (It Might Be You)

Your weekly reminder that 'diamond hands' is just denial with better marketing.

Greenland, Gold, and the Great TACO Trade

Markets flinched at chaos, then doubled down on AI, metals, and dip-buying.

New Year, Same Old Fed Drama (Plus: 2026 Market Kickoff)

Why the "Santa Claus Rally" left investors checking the receipt.

2026 IS COMPLICATED AND THAT'S THE GOOD NEWS

The Shift From Participation Trophies to Risk Management

The "No-Landing" Hangover & The $2,000 Check That Isn't There

Markets juggle AI FOMO and Venezuelan tankers while Santa leaves a "IOU" for the housing market.

The Two Kevins, A Robotaxi Christmas, & The AI Split

Markets found a pony in the pile of coal just in time for the holidays.

Fed Cut Interest Rates, Non-Tech Rally, Markets at a Crossroads

Markets aren’t fragile, they’re just picky.

Holiday Rally Rescues November, AI Chips Shake the Game

Turkey leftovers, Black Friday billions, and Big Tech chip drama—buckle up.

OFF-YEAR ELECTION SPECIAL: Your Trader's Survival Guide to Tuesday's Chaos

Tracking the Trade – How to Keep Your Cool When Everyone Else Is Losing Theirs

The Rise of Weekly ETFs: A Primer (With Just Enough Humor to Keep You Awake)

Are Fed Rate Cuts Ahead - NVIDIA Earnings Test AI Rally | Market Recap Aug 24

From Jackson Hole wisdom to tariff tensions brewing